Oww-tea-peep meme

Rules are for squares, let's get started. 

Took this from drefeno 

I'm only gonna use Maria ships cause I can?? 
Anyway the ten are....
1) Dreamsmith (Dreambelle/Bedsmith)
2) X Grumps (Grodus/Crump)
3) Maria/Peach
4) Boola (QB/Bowla)
5) Lucy/Peasley 
6) Vixen/Goombriel 
7) Flavia/Pa-patch (PLEASE KILL ME) 
8) Lucy/QB (SERIOUSLY SLAY ME IMMEDIATELY)
9) Antasmith 
10) Vixen/Mr. Mowz (it's....grown on me.....)

1) Who gets along better? Pairing #1 or #5? 
Dreamsmith or Lucy/Peasley
Uh, that's a hard one! I'm gonna have to go with Dreamsmith though, since they've known each other much longer, and have grown to accept the other's faults a bit more. Lucy and Peasley get along pretty well too, don't get me wrong! But they haven't had 10+ years to get to know each other. 

 2) According to you, does the first person in pairing #10 truly love the second person? 
Vixen/Mr. Mowz
I'd say so, yeah! I mean, it takes him a while to get to that point, but I'd say they have some kind of chemistry going. 

3) Oh no!! The second person in pairing #4 sees their partner with the first person in pairing #7!! What happens? 
QB/Bowla and Flavia/Pa-Patch
Bowla sees QB with Flav-...screw it I'm changing it to the second person. Bowla sees QB with Pa-patch. They are bonding over their missing eyes and how their partners are idiots. Good friendship. Bowla does not care. She knows QB is 2 gay 4 her and only her (well Lucy too but eh) 

4) What would you do if pairing #8 was 100% canon?
Lucy/QB
WHY NUMBER 8... I WOULD BE HAPPY BUT ALSO VERY CONCERNED FOR LUCY. ITS NOT...A GOOD RELATIONSHIP I'm JUST TRASH

5) In pairing #9, who's more likely to survive an army of zombies? 
Antasmith
Bedsmith. Antasma is a loser wimp and Bedsmith could bench press 7 children and then some. RIP Bat nerd.

6) Would the first person in #3 die for their partner? 
Maria/Peach
MARIA HAS ALREADY DIED MULTIPLE TIMES FOR HIS SAKE...... But yeah she would permanently die if it meant saving Peach. No questions asked. She is. devoted.  

7) When did you start liking pairing #2?
X-Grumps
HUh, I don't....really remember! I'd guess when I was like....12 ish? I just remember joking about because how Crump yells "Grodus" when he explodes it was because his "last" thoughts were his man crush... It stuck and I haven't been the same since. (Real talk imagine Maria without X-Grumps. Grodus would be. Just as boring as the IC version. ) 

8) Which pairing do you like the most? #4, #6, or #10? 
Boola 
Vixen/Goombriel 
Vixen/Mr. Mowz
SWEATS.... I uh, I uh, I have to say....uh, Vixen and Goombriel have the highest potential to actually be a thing, so I guess them? It's really a tie with Boola though.... I love me....that gay thristy ghost...........................

The original #9 was gross (or at least really insensitive yIKES) so I'm writing my own 
9) In pairing #7, which one tries to draw on the other's face while they sleep? 
Flavia/Pa-Patch
It's Pa-Patch. No doubt. She does this weekly. Flavia attempts to hide all the markers in the house, but Pa-Patch finds them. Darn you, Pa-Patch. 

10) Does anyone get in the way of pairing #3? 
Maria/Peach
UM BOWLA, LMAO.... Like literally she rips them apart constantly. No one is a real potential other lover, if that's what you're asking. I mean, Rosslyn has a crush on Peach, but he respects their relationship and keeps it to himself. That's...pretty much true with everyone who likes one of them. Except Bowla. But she's Bowla. 

11) What would the first person in #9 do if the first person in #1 stole their partner?
Antasmith and Dreamsmith 
LOWKEY DISAPPOINTED THIS ISN'T THE SECOND PERSON SO I CAN SAY WHAT BEDSMITH WOULD DO IF BEDSMITH STOLE THEIR PARTNER..... 
Um. Antasma would. Probably be mad? But she's also in Love with Dreambelle and uh. It'd probably just lead to an OT3 and I'm more than okay with that. I love that garbage ot3. I love garbage in general. It's my element. 

12) Which pairing is the closest to a crack pairing?
SWEATS
Antasmith cause they never directly interact in canon but it's heavily implied they hate it other, so like. Double trash points. 

13) How did pairing #5 meet?
Lucy/Peasley 
Play Superstar Saga! O:< It's basically the same thing except whenever Lucy gets the rose her face goes bright red and Maria teases her a bit. 

14) Pairing #10 had a baby! What happens next? 
Vixen/Mr. Mowz 
UM, since Vixen is trans I guess this is possible but it's so improbable? Um. They both worry a lot about being bad fathers. Vixen worries about the kid getting bullied and not noticing when they're upset. Mr. Mowz worries he's gonna be like his father. Vixen cries a lot and Mr. Mowz keeps "leaving to get badges" but really he's freaking the freak out and doesn't want Vixen to know. They both freak out so much they have Flureon come over almost daily to help them since he's played a dad before. 

15) The first person in #8 got amnesia! How does their partner d help them remember?
Lucy/QB 
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
QB LIES TO HER SHE LIES SO MUCH ITS SO BAD I DONT EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT ALL THE DAMAGE SHE'D CAUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH 

16) The second person in #1 is dying!! What are their final words to the first person? 
Dreamsmith .... don't do this to me. 
Bedsmith apologizes a lot for, well, dying, but tries to ensure Dreambelle she's going to be all right without them and she's a great ruler and she's still so nappable and I cant do this Bedsmith cannot die I already want to cry. 

17) Is #4 a virgin couple? 
QB/Bowla
Yeah man QB is a ghost, and they aren't together yet. Someday....since they're cis lesbians.... it could work.....

18) Pairing #6 and #7 are double dating! What happens? 
Vixen/Goombriel and Flavia/Pa-Patch.......
It's really awkward it's just so awkward Pa-Patch keeps making suggestive comments and eventually Goombriel and Vixen just leave they cannot deal.

19) What song(s) fits pairing #5? 
Lucy/Peasley
Huh...how about...
? 
Yeah. I can dig this. 

20 is pointless so I'm making a new one. 
20) Pairing #2 finds a stray cat. What do they do? 
X-Grumps
Crump wants to take it home, Grodus says no, they should leave it, it might have rabbies. After some arguing, they take it to the vet and it's okay. Crump convinces Grodus to let them foster it until they can find its real owner. They now have a cat. Grodus falls in love with it after it sits in her lap and falls asleep, softly purring. The cat really likes her, and she mostly tolerates Crump. Everyone is happy. The end.